Chronicles of the Lazy Sovereign Novel - Chapter 276

Chapter 276: The Lazy Explodes (1)

“At that time, I didn’t think much.”

“That seems so.”

“I was too focused on stopping the situation.”

Perhaps it would be different now, but back then, Gwanggu Singae wasn’t that experienced. Although he was more mature and cunning than others his age, that was only an advantage compared to his contemporaries; compared to the leaders of that era, he was just a brat.

“I was young back then.”

“Back then, Wei Yanho was already…”

“Don’t compare me to that bastard.”

Gwanggu Singae looked annoyed.

“Compare me to anyone, but how can you compare me to that guy?”

“Wei Yanho is also a person.”

“That guy isn’t a person.”

“Huh?”

“Really, he isn’t a person.”

Gwanggu Singae trembled as if he were disgusted just thinking about it.

“Don’t worry so much…”

“If I don’t drop my dandruff, where will I get it!”

“…If you value it so much, don’t drop it.”

“Have you become insolent?”

“…Sorry.”

Listening to each story, he forgot who the person in front of him was. The great warrior Gwanggu Singae, a legend of the martial world, had disappeared, and only a fool who had been defeated by Wei Yanho remained.

“What happened then?”

“What happened? You already know. It’s famous. When the Demon Cult attacked, the Radiant Martial Sovereign unsheathed his sword…”

“That…”

Saha, the Historian, said uncomfortably:

“If I hadn’t heard the other stories, I might believe it, but after hearing everything, I don’t believe it.”

“You have good sense.”

“Is it different from reality?”

“Yes, it’s different. It has to be different.”

Gwanggu Singae scoffed and said:

“What kind of person is that guy? Righteous? Noble? What nonsense.”

“That’s what I thought. But I don’t understand why that rumor spread. Was it manipulated?”

“No.”

“Huh?”

Gwanggu Singae had a very annoyed expression.

“It’s… complicated. No, it’s not complicated.”

“I don’t understand.”

“I mean, what do you do when a fly buzzes near your face?”

“I kill it.”

“Yes. You try to kill it, regardless of whether you succeed or not. But for those who suffer from the fly, you killed it.”

“So, the Demon Cult is the fly?”

“…Yes.”

Saha looked at Gwanggu Singae in disbelief.

“Well, the metaphor is bad, but it’s not wrong. Wei Yanho didn’t want to fight, but the Demon Cult kept attacking him, so he had to defeat them. People saw that Wei Yanho, even though he complained, kept defeating the Demon Cult, so they thought, ‘That guy is fighting against the Demon Cult on purpose.’”

Gwanggu Singae smiled at Saga’s confused expression.

“I told you that Wei Yanho attracts misfortune. If it was just that the Demon Cult attacked and he got involved, it wouldn’t be Wei Yanho. Wei Yanho is only Wei Yanho if the Demon Cult attacks where he is.”

“Why does that always happen to him?”

“…Well, I’ve thought a lot about that, but I haven’t found a reason. But there’s something…”

“Yes.”

“He’s too lucky or unlucky. Normal people find a coin on the street, but he finds a gold nugget. Normal people get wet in the rain, but a rock falls on his head.”

“Ah…”

Gwanggu Singae smiled.

“Isn’t that it? His luck is extreme, so when he wins, he wins big. But when he suffers, he suffers a lot too.”

Saha nodded unconsciously.

***

If we consider the subsequent events, the Demon Cult already knew the power of those present on Mount Hua. With the information they had, they couldn’t not know. The Demon Cult brought the exact number of soldiers to defeat them.

The more soldiers they send, the more likely they are to be discovered. Do you understand?

But their calculations were incorrect.

Because of that guy.

Huh?

Although an absolute expert is powerful, how is it possible for him to change the situation?

You don’t understand.

You’re confusing two things.

First, Wei Yanho is not a normal expert.

The Radiant Martial Sovereign. He obtained such a powerful title that you could go blind just from reading it. Do you think he obtained that title easily?

From the beginning, Wei Yanho is like that.

A young man is a great expert.

That’s not it.

Wei Yanho is simply an expert. It doesn’t matter his age. Even when he was young, he was one of the best experts in the martial world.

Do you know how terrifying an absolute expert is?

On the battlefield, an absolute expert can change the situation in an instant.

For the Demon Cult, they lost the advantage they had.

Wei Yanho?

Wei Yanho was very annoyed.

***

“No!”

How unfair! When he tried to hide in the building, they attacked and destroyed the building. When he tried to hide in a lonely place, they chased him. When he tried to hide among the crowd, they attacked him.

“Why did they have to destroy everything?!”

“What are you saying?”

“They shouldn’t have done that.”

Wei Yanho gritted his teeth and unsheathed his sword.

“My brother…”

“…Your brother?”

“He’s harmless if you don’t bother him.”

Wei Yanho was sure of that. If no one bothered him, he wouldn’t harm anyone. How much harm can someone who stays in his room cause?

But if someone bothers him, it’s different.

“But there’s always someone who bothers him.”

Wei Yanho gritted his teeth and pushed his way through the crowd.

“Do you know what happened to those who bothered me?”

The members of the Demon Cult looked at Wei Yanho in disbelief.

What is he saying?

“Is he crazy?”

“Maybe he lost his mind from fear.”

“It doesn’t matter. Let’s finish this quickly. If the Bishop sees us like this, we’ll be punished.”

The members of the Demon Cult were startled when they heard the word “Bishop.” Guangmuliang was a kind person, but when he got angry, no one could stop him. He had even killed a member of the cult with his fists.

“So, first, let’s defeat this impudent guy.”

A member of the Demon Cult approached Wei Yanho with his ax.

“Brat, consider it an honor to die for…”

And at that moment.

Wei Yanho jumped forward and kicked that member of the Demon Cult in the crotch.

“Aaaaaaaaaah!”

Those who saw that later remembered that it was the most heartbreaking scream a human could make.

“HIIIIIIK!”

“What did you do?!”

“Demon! Devil!”

“Buddha! Help us!”

The men covered their genitals as they watched the Demon Cult member kicking Wei Yanho and shouting insults.

That’s not something a human should do.

Even the members of the Demon Cult, who were trying to kill them, looked miserable. There are things that humans can and cannot do.

Wei Yanho’s attack was clearly excessive.

The sharp scream that was heard amplified the horror.

“T… this!”

The members of the Demon Cult gritted their teeth as they watched their companion fly away, but they didn’t dare to attack Wei Yanho.

Although it seemed strange, Wei Yanho had closed the distance and kicked his companion quickly.

If he had used his sword, the reaction would have been different.

That stopped them.

And they were afraid.

Wei Yanho shook his head, and a sound of cracking bones was heard.

“What.”

Wei Yanho slowly pulled out his sword, looking at the members of the Demon Cult with disdain.

The members of the Demon Cult looked at Wei Yanho with tension as he unsheathed his sword.

“Who are you?”

“I am…”

“Aaaaaaaaaah!”

*Bang!*

“……Everything.”

“Huh?”

The scream of the Demon Cult member who fell to the ground and the loud sound of his body hitting the ground silenced Wei Yanho.

“Oh, he always falls right in front of me.”

Wei Yanho kicked the Demon Cult member who had fallen right in front of him. He felt a little sorry to see him fall.

“Why did you come here?”

The crowd began to murmur.

“I… is that urine?”

“It looks like blood.”

“If he bleeds after a kick, isn’t he dead?”

“…He’s dead.”

“He looks young…”

A sense of pity transcended ideologies. The older men closed their eyes in mourning.

“Anyway…”

Wei Yanho brandished his sword and broke his neck.

“Ugh!”

Turning his waist, a sound made everyone shudder.

“After not using my body for a while…”

Wei Yanho, who realized that his body had become stiff, pointed at the members of the Demon Cult and shouted:

“Remember the price of awakening a lion… no, a Lazy sleeper!”

Wei Yanho licked his lips at the surprised expression of the members of the Demon Cult.

“I can’t scare them with words. So…”

Wei Yanho’s sword began to shine intensely.